My humans gave me this burger after a long recovery. It was the best tummy filler I have ever had, well except for that candy bar that my little human left on the table.
After my mom made me sit here with this juicy burger in my mouth I threw it on the floor and tore it to pieces. I ate each piece separately. It was gone in about ten seconds. After I was done I felt fat and needed to lay down and take a nap.
I am going to go hunt for crumbs in the couch and on the floor because I don’t want any of the humans to get them first.
I'm the Dog of the House 