I have a brother and he is mine.

See that monster next to me? He is my new brother Sam. He is huge and has a big noggin. My man human found him sad, starving and crying for help. He was pretty much just skin and bones when we found him, so I named him bonebag. So my man human brought him here for a shower and.. MY TUMMY FILLERS!?!? Wait, wait, wait.. I was ok with giving him a shower and maybe let him sleep in the corner but THIS?? This is crossing the line. So I  told him straight up, “I am not ok with this. I am mad and I am not happy and that is mine. This box we live in is mine, this human holder is mine, that big noise making flat color thingy by the wall is mine. So dont mess with anything, bonebag. Got it??? Good”…

The next day I wake up and expect to see bonebag packing his fur. I look around and realize he is asleep on the human holder and not leaving. What the heck is happening here?? I need to go check this fella out. I walked up to that big bonebag and sniffed and poked him until I  smelt what I needed to smell. I think I will poke him a few more times for good measure.. poke..poke, poke… He smells ok for now. I guess I  can let this giant bone bag stay for another day.

Running… Running….Running.. Yay

I got to go to the river yesterday. My humans even let me run without my rope. I splashed and rolled and even face planted in the water. It was an amazing time.
We went on a little hike and I got to smell all kinds of new smells. I even slid down a dirt hill. That was so fun. I tried to run back up the hill so I could do it again but my humans said no.
The first thing I did when I got back to our box was lay on the fluffy human holder. I rolled around on it spreading water and dirt everywhere so I can smell it later.

I Haz A Cheeze Burgrrrr

My humans gave me this burger after a long recovery. It was the best tummy filler I have ever had, well except for that candy bar that my little human left on the table.
After my mom made me sit here with this juicy burger in my mouth I threw it on the floor and tore it to pieces. I ate each piece separately. It was gone in about ten seconds. After I was done I felt fat and needed to lay down and take a nap.
I am going to go hunt for crumbs in the couch and on the floor because I don’t want any of the humans to get them first.

Waiting….Watching

This is me watching a creature fly around the box we live in. I like to catch those creatures and play with them as they try to escape my death paws. Most of them don’t survive because I eat them. Haha bark bark!!

Summer Snow

I was freezing. There was snow on the ground and it was still coming down. Its summer, why is it snowing? It’s too cold for my small paws. Two minutes out there and I was shivering. I had to come back inside and curl up with my humans hat. It was super toasty and I slept like a puppy. Today is the perfect day for chewing bones by the window and watching the snow outside our big box.

Sitting…. Waiting…

This is me. Sitting. Waiting. Not much is going on today so here I sit watching everything around me, feeling the wind in my long beautiful fur, smelling the smells in the air around me and enjoying every second of it.
There are no squirrels, no humans, and no fast colors on the hard black rock out front.
So here I am just sitting, watching, waiting….

If I stare at them long enough…

If I just lay here and stare at my humans in the cutest way possible and make little tiny baby whining sounds and small yips, they will pet me. Its a proven fact that has worked time and time again. I have them wrapped around my dew claw like you wouldn’t believe. I get what I want, when I want it. Some call me a brat but I call myself a princess. Just look at me. You can’t tell me that I don’t need all the attention in the world after all I am The Golden Shepherd.

I ate food from the counter today

I couldn’t help myself. That amazing tummy filler was just laying on the counter staring at me, calling my name… “Anya…Anya, don’t I smell yummy”. Yes, indeed it did smell yummy. I wanted it. No, I needed it and I think it needed me too.
So there it was just sitting and waiting in the food making room. I know I shouldn’t but I step one small paw into the kitchen and stop. I check behind me to make sure those tall humans aren’t looking. Coast is clear, in I go. I have to move fast so I won’t be caught. I sprint to the counter and stand on my back feet like the humans do. Luckily I am just tall enough to reach the tummy filler now. I grab all I can and gulp it down as fast as I can. There’s more to eat so I slurp it all up and start to leave the food making room.
Oh no! My chin hit the round flat rock I just ate from and it went crashing to the ground. I can hear my humans coming so I make a run for it. They won’t know it was me if I am not in there when they arrive. I jump on the couch and lay down before the wall opens and they enter. They take one step in and can see the round flat rock on the floor of the food making room. Oh I hope they don’t know it was me. The female human goes in the food making room and examines what I did.
Uh-oh. Here she comes. She knows it was me. But how did she figure it out? She must be the smartest pack leader there ever was. I am in trouble now, I have been informed that it is now my bed time. Good night humans. Lock up your food.

I’ll eat that!

I love when mom cooks. She always drops the cooked fat on the floor for me to much on, its the best. I will sit an the entrance of the kitchen and watch her every move. I know sooner or later she will drop something onto the floor and I will jump at it so fast that she will not get the chance to even try to pick it up.

I have had many of things in my young life. Ants, chicken, paper, beef, lettuce, green beans, tomatoes and many, many more things. I am really not a fan of salad, but mom is. She eats that nearly every day with her lunch.

If I had it my way, she would make me a meal that looks exactly like hers so we can eat it together, at the same time. And when I am done in .05 second she can share the rest of hers too. Why is this not a law? Where is my book of dog law, I am sure it says that in there somewhere.. I need to check that right away so I can call the authorities if she is a rule breaking criminal.

I’m a bad dog.

Today I was a bad dog. I wanted to follow my small human (I learned his name, it’s Geromy) to the other side of the fence and my only way out was to jump it. Thankfully I learned to jump high because my human likes to hold my toys above my head and make me try to get it out of their hand.

Once I had jumped the fence it was time to make a run for it. I didn’t know how he got where he was exactly so I ran across the field to the hard black thing, which I believe is called “the road”. I turned and went down the street a few steps to the alley I could see him in.

YES! I found him!! I ran at him as fast as I possibly could. I was so excited.

All of a sudden I hear him yelling at me. “ANYA! What are you doing?!?!” Oh no… I am in soo much trouble right now. He said I had to go home right away. I dropped my ears and my tail stopped wagging. I was sad.

I got in trouble with the boss human, mom. She made me go to bed and take a nap. Now, I am grounded and have to stay in the house. I will most likely jump the fence again one day, just not this day.