There is this squirrel. He is little, cute, and looks very tasty. Every day I see this yummy little guy hanging out in my tree. He doesn’t belong in my tree, and I don’t like that he thinks he can just stay there without a problem. That is my tree and no intruders are allowed in it, on it, near it, or anything of that sort. You see, I like to eat the sticks that fall from the tree and occasionally I will peel off the bark and chew on it. If something or someone touches my tree then the natural flavors are contaminated and it will make me sick, or at least I think it will. So it is safer if you just stay away and off my tree.